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Ingredients:

  • corn tostada shells (look for low-fat or baked versions to keep points lower)
  • 2 cups cooked, shredded chicken (rotisserie chicken works great)
  • 1 tablespoon olive oil (for sautéing)
  • 1 packet taco seasoning (or homemade seasoning mix, if preferred)
  • 1/2 cup low-fat sour cream or Greek yogurt (for a lighter option)
  • 1/2 cup salsa (homemade or store-bought with no added sugar)
  • 1/2 cup shredded lettuce
  • 1/2 cup diced tomatoes
  • 1/4 cup red onion, finely chopped
  • 1/4 cup sliced black olives
  • 1/2 cup shredded reduced-fat cheddar cheese or Mexican cheese blend
  • 1/4 cup fresh cilantro, chopped
  • 1 tablespoon lime juice (freshly squeezed)
  • Optional: sliced avocado (for extra creaminess and healthy fats)

Instructions:

  1. Prepare the chicken: If you don’t have pre-cooked shredded chicken, cook the chicken breasts (or thighs) by boiling or grilling them. Once cooked, shred the chicken using two forks or a stand mixer.
  2. Season the chicken: Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the shredded chicken to the skillet and sprinkle with taco seasoning. Add a splash of water (about 1/4 cup) to help the seasoning adhere and heat the chicken through. Stir occasionally for about 5-7 minutes until the chicken is well-coated and heated through.
  3. Prepare the tostada shells: If using store-bought tostadas, you can toast them slightly in the oven at 350°F for 5-10 minutes for extra crispness, or you can use a griddle to heat them for a minute on each side. This step helps add extra crunch.
  4. Assemble the tostadas: Lay the toasted tostada shells on a serving platter. Spread a small dollop of low-fat sour cream or Greek yogurt on each tostada as a base layer.
  5. Layer the chicken: Top the sour cream with a generous portion of the seasoned shredded chicken.
  6. Add the toppings: Add a spoonful of salsa, followed by a handful of shredded lettucediced tomatoes, and red onions. Sprinkle the tostadas with shredded cheeseblack olives, and a little fresh cilantro. If you’re using avocado, add a few slices on top.
  7. Finish and serve: Squeeze a little lime juice over each tostada to add some zesty freshness. Serve immediately while the tostada shells are still crisp.

Nutritional Information (per tostada, based on 4 servings):

  • Fat: 10g
  • Carbs: 22g
    • Fiber: 4g
    • Net Carbs: 18g
  • Protein: 20g
  • WW Points: 4 (depending on specific ingredients used and portion size)

By vano