Banana dessert for breakfast
Ingredients:1. Mash two bananas.2. Whip (stir) in two eggs.3. Toss in a handful of fresh blueberries.4. Pour into a greased 16 oz. baking dish – I used a Ramekin/Soufflé cup5.…
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Ingredients:1. Mash two bananas.2. Whip (stir) in two eggs.3. Toss in a handful of fresh blueberries.4. Pour into a greased 16 oz. baking dish – I used a Ramekin/Soufflé cup5.…
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