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Ingredients for the Chaffee Burger Bun:

  • 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese (or a mix of mozzarella and cheddar for extra flavor)
  • 1 large egg
  • 1 tablespoon almond flour (optional, for added texture)
  • 1/4 teaspoon baking powder (to help the chaffee puff up)
  • Pinch of salt and pepper (to taste)

For the Burger:

  • 1n lean beef patty (or turkey, chicken, or plant-based patty)
  • Salt and pepper, to taste
  • Lettuce leaves (for wrapping, optional)
  • Sliced tomato
  • Onion slices
  • Pickles
  • Mustard or ketchup (optional, keep track of points)
  • Cheese
  •  slice (optional, use a lower-fat cheese for fewer points)

Instructions:

1. Make the Chaffee Buns:

  • Preheat your mini waffle maker. If you don’t have one, you can use a regular waffle iron or make it in a skillet like a pancake.
  • In a small bowl, whisk together the shredded mozzarellaeggalmond flourbaking powder, and a pinch of salt and pepper.
  • Spray the waffle maker with non-stick spray and pour half of the chaffee batter into the waffle maker. Close the lid and cook for about 3-4 minutes, or until the chaffee is golden and crispy.
  • Carefully remove the chaffee and set it aside. Repeat with the remaining batter to make a second chaffee.

2. Cook the Burger Patty:

  • While the chaffes are cooking, heat a non-stick skillet or grill pan over medium-high heat.
  • Season your ground beef patty (or turkey/chicken patty) with salt and pepper. Cook the patty for about 3-4 minutes per side, or until it reaches your desired doneness. You can also cook it on a grill if you prefer.
  • Add a slice of cheese on top of the patty in the last minute of cooking if you like melted cheese on your burger.

3. Assemble the Chaffee Burger:

  • Place one chaffee on a plate and top with your cooked burger patty.
  • Add your favorite toppings such as lettucetomato slicesonionpickles, and a drizzle of mustard or ketchup if desired.
  • Place the second chaffee on top to form your “burger bun.”

4. Serve:

  • Serve the chaffee burger as is, or pair it with a side salad, roasted veggies, or a small serving of sweet potato fries for a complete meal.

By vano